Highways Are Full Of Careless

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.