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Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.