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Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.