The Trouble With Giving Advice

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Success Has A Simple Formula: Do Your Best, And People May Like It.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.