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Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.