Inflation Is When You Pay

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.