Life Begins As A Quest

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.