Youth Is When You Think

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.