Conversation Is A Beautiful Thing.

If You Can't Afford The Good Food Or If You Can't Afford Health Care Or If You Don't Have A Job Or If Your Car Is Dangerous Because You Can't Get It Fixed And You Die, You Just Lost The Game-bzzzzz-thanks For Playing Extreme Capitalism.

There's Nothing More Horrifying Than The Possibility Or The Idea That You Will Just Fade Away Into Obscurity.

Any Comic Can Get On The Radio Show And Be Funny. You Can Get That On Any Morning Radio Show Or Afternoon Radio Show. There Are Plenty Of People Who Do That. It's Not A Difficult Format, To Sit Around With Two Or Three Comics And Be Funny.

For 15 Years Of My Life I Smoked, I Drank, I Used To Do Drugs... But During That Time, I Never Once Thought I Was Going To Die. But The Second I Set Foot On A Stairmaster -the Second- I Am Sure My Heart Is Gonna Explode And Blood Is Gonna Spray Out Of My Nose.

Because We're Comics And We Pass Each Other On Campus, We Know Of Each Other, And A Lot Of The Time There's A Mutual Respect There.