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I Was Watching Mtv And There Were Girls Dancing In Suspended Cages. That Would Be An Ambivalent Situation: "i'm Trapped! ...but Enjoying The Music".

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.