Dad's Going Steady With A

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.

Rave Music Sounds Like An Electronic Disco Version Of '30s Universal Monster Movies.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.