Damon Runyon. A Day-coach Boy

She Has A Laugh So Hearty It Knocks The Whipped Cream Off An Order Of Strawberry Shortcake On A Table Fifty Feet Away.

Life Is Tough, And It's Really Tough When You're Stupid.

Damon Runyon. A Day-coach Boy In A Parlor Car Seat.

I Came To The Conclusion Long Ago That All Life Is Six To Five Against.

He Who Tooteth Not His Own Horn, The Same Shall Not Be Tooted.