Dear 338171 (may I Call

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.

I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.

I Have Always Paid Income Tax. I Object Only When It Reaches A Stage When I Am Threatened With Having Nothing Left For My Old Age - Which Is Due To Start Next Tuesday Or Wednesday.

Everybody Was Up To Something, Especially, Of Course, Those Who Were Up To Nothing.

How Foolish To Think That One Can Ever Slam The Door In The Face Of Age. Much Wiser To Be Polite And Gracious And Ask Him To Lunch In Advance.