Dear 338171 (may I Call

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

She Had Much In Common With Hitler, Only No Mustache.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

I Don't Much Care For Hollywood, I'd Rather Have A Nice Cup Of Cocoa.