I Don't Much Care For

People Are Wrong When They Say Opera Is Not What It Used To Be. It Is What It Used To Be. That Is What's Wrong With It.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

Work Is Much More Fun Than Fun.

Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.