Deep Down, I Happen To

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

Only A Cheap Politician, Greedy For Political Gain, Would Try To Single Out One Individual For Blame. The Fault Lies Not With The Individual But With The System, And That System Is Richard Nixon.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.