Did You Know Richard Nixon

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

Egyptian President Sadat Had A Belly Dancer Entertain President Nixon At A State Dinner. Mr. Nixon Was Really Impressed. He Hadn't Seen Contortions Like That Since Rose Mary Woods.

I Feel The One Sensible Thing You Can Do Is Try To Live In A Way That Pleases You. If You Don't Hurt Anybody Else, What You Do Is Your Own Business.

Never Use A Big Word When A Little Filthy One Will Do.

The Only Issue Cash Presents You Is The Independence Of Not Stressing About Funds.