Never Use A Big Word

My Success Just Evolved From Working Hard At The Business At Hand Each Day.

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

Thanksgiving Is An Emotional Holiday. People Travel Thousands Of Miles To Be With People They Only See Once A Year. And Then Discover Once A Year Is Way Too Often.

Happiness Is Sitting Down To Watch Some Slides Of Your Neighbor's Vacation And Finding Out That He Spent Two Weeks In A Nudist Colony.