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I've Been In Rehabs With Hardcore Heroin Addicts Who Say, 'i've Kicked The Heroin, But I Can't Let Go Of The Tobacco.' I Haven't Smoked A Cigarette In A Long Time. I Like Being Clean Now.

It Was Always Fun In The Early Days Of Black Sabbath, When I Stayed Away From Heavy Drugs. Then Someone Gave Me Cocaine And I Went, "hallelujah!" I Thought I'd Found The Meaning Of Life!

When I Was Doing Drugs And Alcohol, I Thought I'll Have A Drink And A Line Of This And I'll Smoke This. I Didn't Go, 'then I'm Going To Go Out And Get Drunk, Come Back Strangle My Wife And Wake Up In Jail On Charges Of Attempted Murder,' But That's What Happened. I'm Not Telling People What To Do. If They Can Enjoy Doing It And They Get On With It And They Can Handle It Fine, But Don't Involve Me. I'm Lucky To Be Alive; You're Playing With Russian Roulette.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.