Do I Have More Depth

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

I'm Actually Quite Self-sufficient, So It Might Look As If There Isn't Room For Anyone In My Life. That Isn't Entirely The Case.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

A Good Rule To Remember For Life Is That When It Comes To Plastic Surgery And Sushi, Never Be Attracted By A Bargain.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.