A Good Rule To Remember

I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted To Do.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.

A Comedian's A Comedian. They're A Very Kind Of Cynical Bunch. I Guess That's Why I Like Them.