It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

I Am Very Quick To Judge.

Some People Think They're Depressed And They Go To The Doctor And Want Pills. And You Just Think: 'you Hate Where You Live, You've Lost Your Job, Your Boyfriend Has Dumped You, Could All This Be Why You're Depressed?'

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.