I Am Very Quick To

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

Tolerance Is Forced On People In London.

One Of The Great Things About Being Gay And Out Is That The Papers Couldn't Care Less About Your Love Life.