Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

A Man Came Round In Hospital After A Serious Accident. He Shouted, "doctor, Doctor, I Can't Feel My Legs!" The Doctor Replied, "i Know You Can't, I Had To Amputate Your Arms"

I Went Into A Butchers And I Said, 'i'll Have A Pound Of Sausages. 'he Said, 'i'm Very Sorry, Sir, We Only Serve Kilos In Here. 'i Said, 'okay Then I'll Have A Pound Of Kilos.'

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.