Don't Give Me Paper -

I Have A Loyalty That Runs In My Bloodstream, When I Lock Into Someone Or Something, You Can't Get Me Away From It Because I Commit That Thoroughly. That's In Friendship, That's A Deal, That's A Commitment. Don't Give Me Paper - I Can Get The Same Lawyer Who Drew It Up To Break It. But If You Shake My Hand, That's For Life.

Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And Without It, There's No Humor.

People Hate Me Because I Am A Multifaceted, Talented, Wealthy, Internationally Famous Genius.

You Might As Well Like Yourself; Just Think About All The Time You're Gonna Have To Spend With You.

I Don't Want To Be Remembered. I Want The Nice Words When I Can Hear Them.