Don't Jack Off A Cactus,

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I Object. I Object To Any Killing At All. You Know, It's Terrible What Happened And I Think Retaliation Definitely Makes Sense And It's Definitely One Option. But, Personally, I Prefer Peace. You Know, Maybe I'm Just Being Ignorant And Shortsighted, You Know, It's True I'm Not Running The Government, I'm Not Running The United States. I Just Don't Think That Killing People Is A Good Way To Remedy People Dying. Martin Luther King Jr. Said That You Can Murder A Murderer But You Can Never Murder Murder Itself.

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means. But It Was What It Was, And I Appreciate What My Parents Did For Me.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings