Don't Worry About Your Heart,

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.