Don't Be Misled By History,

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

I Guess Truth Can Hurt You Worse In An Election Than About Anything That Can Happen To You.

Believe In Something For Another World, But Don't Be Too Set On What It Is, And Then You Won't Start Out That Life With A Disappontment. Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose You Are Ahead.

The Only Way To Solve The Traffic Problems Of The Country Is To Pass A Law That Only Paid-for Cars Are Allowed To Use The Highways. That Would Make Traffic So Scarce, We Could Use Our Boulevards For Children's Playgrounds.

The Short Memories Of The American Voters Is What Keeps Our Politicians In Office.