Don't Date The Captain Of

Don't Date The Captain Of The Football Team; Be The Captain Of The Football Team.

Drugs Have Nothing To Do With The Creation Of Music. In Fact, They Are Dumb And Self Indulgent. Kind Of Like Sucking Your Thumb!

I Like All The Angels Around Because They Protect Me And My Daughter. I Mean, Her Dad's An Angel.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.

I'm Ultimately A Widow And A Single Mother, Who's Not Even Getting To Be A Mother Right Now. I Am So Alone, It's Freaky.