Don't Look Back. Something Might

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.