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I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.