What's Scary In Life Is

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.