Don't Look For Excuses To

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.