Don't Piss In My Ear

The Difference Between A Hero And A Coward Is One Step Sideways.

I Don't Like To Talk About Myself That Much.

It Really Costs Me A Lot Emotionally To Watch Myself On-screen. I Think Of Myself, And Feel Like I'm Quite Young, And Then I Look At This Old Man With The Baggy Chins And The Tired Eyes And The Receding Hairline And All That.

The Worst Job I Ever Had Was Working Nights In The Chrysler Building. I Was Part Of A Team Of About Five Guys, And We Polished The Leather Furniture.

My Early Days In Broadway Were All Comedies. I Never Did A Straight Play On Broadway.