The Worst Job I Ever

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.

The Worst Job I Ever Had Was Working Nights In The Chrysler Building. I Was Part Of A Team Of About Five Guys, And We Polished The Leather Furniture.

You Go Through Stages In Your Career That You Feel Very Good About Yourself. Then You Feel Awful, Like, 'why Didn't I Choose Something Else?' But Overall I'm Pretty Satisfied That I Made The Right Choice When I Decided To Be An Actor.

Like A Duck On The Pond. On The Surface Everything Looks Calm, But Beneath The Water Those Little Feet Are Churning A Mile A Minute.

If You Look At Yourself As A Star, You've Already Lost Something In The Portrayal Of Any Human Being.