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I Feel Sorry For Confetti. Its Useful Life Lasts About Two Seconds. And It Can Never Be Used Again.

To My Surprise, My Marijuana Use Has Been Tapering Off Steadily.

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.

Is A Vegetarian Permitted To Eat Animal Crackers?