Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure,

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

I Am Sometimes Referred To As Excuse Me In An Annoyed Tone Of Voice, Because Apparently I Am In The Way. I Am So Sorry. I Am Supposed To Be Some Sort Of Mind Reader, I Guess. I Am Moving Out Of The Way Now As Slowly As I Possibly Can. I Am Doing This And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

I Never Give Anyone Just One Congratulation. Congratulations Are Always Plural. They Are Similar To Grapes.