During My Teen Years, For

Being Nominated Is The Win. For Me, Being Nominated Is Winning. It's Just Unbelievable.

Woke Up This Morning To The Incredible News That I Was Nominated For An Emmy, And A Shower Full Of Dog Poop. Apparently My Dog Is So Excited, She Has Explosive Diarrhea. I Truly Could Not Be More Thankful To The Emmy Voters For Including Me In This Brilliant Company Of Extraordinary Women. Now, If You'll Excuse Me, I Have To Go Clean Up An Enormous Amount Of Dog Poop Out Of My Shower. Yay!

I Just Want To Be Clear, I Am A Very Dark And Bitter Person, But I Think On Some Level, Everything Really Does Come When It's Meant To Come.

It's Easier To Lecture Women On Sexual Morality Than It Is To Explain Why All Americans Shouldn't Have Comprehensive, Fair, And Equal Health Care Coverage.

During My Teen Years, For Halloween, I Went As A Registered Voter.