Each Year It Grows Harder

A Rumor Is One Thing That Gets Thicker Instead Of Thinner As It Is Spread.

Some People Can Carry A Tune, But They Seem To Stagger Under The Load.

G Is For Green, That's Constructed To Roll In Every Direction Away From The Hole.

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

Some Golfers Blast Their Ball From Traps, With One Adroit Explosion, But Others, Out In Ten Perhaps, Depend Upon Erosion.