A Rumor Is One Thing

This Golfer Has A Wicked Slice. And Quite A Follow-through. That's Why His Partner, Who Stood Too Close, Is On The Green In Two.

Each Year It Grows Harder To Make Ends Meet - The Ends I Refer To Are Hands And Feet.

I Miss My Mattress When I Am Gone; It's One Thing I've Made An Impression On.

That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I Heard It Once: It Said, 'goodbye'.

[john Foster Dulles] Invented Brinkmanship, The Most Popular Game Since Monopoly.