Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth

You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't Do It.

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

I Was With George Washington At Valley Forge, Sitting Around Before An Attack... Gimme A Break. That's Over 70 Years Ago Already.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.