Eisenhower Was My War Hero

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

Who's Happy These Days?

You'll Never Prove You're Too Good For A Job By Not Doing Your Best.

I've Never Cooked. I Can't Do Much More In The Kitchen Than Make A Cup Of Tea And Some Toast.