Elgar's First Symphony Is The

In The First Movement Alone, I Took Note Of Six Pregnancies And At Least Four Miscarriages.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

Composers And Musicians Have Always Starved And, As This Is A Sentimental Country, We Think The Tradition Should Be Continued.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.