Madam, You Have Between Your

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

There Are No Woman Composers, Never Have Been And Possibly Never Will Be.

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?