Elizabeth Taylor Has A Big

Sure, I've Gotten Old. I've Had Two Bypass Surgeries, A Hip Replacement, New Knees... I've Fought Prostate Cancer And Diabetes. I'm Half Blind, Can't Hear Anything Quieter Than A Jet Engine, And Take 40 Different Medications That Make Me Dizzy, Winded, And Subject To Blackouts. I Have Bouts With Dementia, Poor Circulation, Hardly Feel My Hands Or Feet Anymore, Can't Remember If I'm 85 Or 92, But... Thank God, I Still Have My Florida Driver's License!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

Sleeping Beauty, Who Said To Prince Charming, Are You Sure All We Did Was Kiss? Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

Pliny The Elder, Who When Rome Was Burning Requested Nero To Play You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Lucille. Never Got A Dinner!