Enjoy The Little Fun Things

I’m Just A Big, Hairy, American Winning Machine!

In One Of My Songs, In The Song On The "why?" Remix That I Did With Jadakiss In 2004, I Said, "why Is Bush Actin' Like They Tryin' To Get Osama? Why Don't We Impeach Him And Elect Obama?" This Is In 2004 On The "why?" Remix And I Said That Because I Really Had Belief That Obama Was The Right Person To Be President

In Every Circle Of Friends There's Always That One Person Everyone Secretly Hates. Don't Have One? Then It's Probably You.

You Know, When I'm Looking At These '08 Yachts That Are For Sale, I Think "i Could Have Just Walked In With A Briefcase Of Cash And Put It On The Table And Walked Out With A Yacht."

I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song