Every Morning I Wake Up

So I Went In Front Of The Judge, And I Had My St. Jude Prayer Book In My Pocket And My St. Jude Medal. And I'm Standing There And That Judge Said I Was Found Guilty, So He Sentenced Me To What The Law Prescribed: One To 14 Years.

Me And My Partners Had Been Stealing Cars For A While.

I Sing Around The House, In The Shower

I Was Very Surprised When I Heard That I Had Been Chosen To Receive The James Cardinal Gibbons Award.

I Feel It Was Just A Few Years Ago I Was Running Around In Short Pants