Every Obnoxious Fan Has A

Remember, Half The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Class.

God Didn't Miss Any Of Us.

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

You Measure A Player From The Head Up.

Don't Call Me Son Unless You're Going To Include Me In Your Will. (when Adolph Rupp Called Him, "son.")