Every Time I Think That

I'm No Hillbilly Singer.

I Like Entertaining People. I Really Miss It.

I Wiggle My Shoulders, I Shake My Legs, I Walk Up And Down The Stage, I Hop Around On One Foot. But I Never Bump And Grind. Why, That's Vulgar. I'd Never Do Anything Vulgar Before An Audience. My Mother Would Never Allow It.

You're So Square, Baby, I Don't Care.

When I Was A Child, Ladies And Gentlemen, I Was A Dreamer. I Read Comic Books, And I Was The Hero Of The Comic Book. I Saw Movies, And I Was The Hero In The Movie. So Every Dream I Ever Dreamed, Has Come True A Hundred Times... I Learned Very Early In Life That "without A Song, The Day Would Never End; Without A Song, A Man Ain't Got A Friend; Without A Song, The Road Would Never Bend - Without A Song." So I Keep Singing A Song. Goodnight. Thank You.