Every Year, It Takes More

This Happens To Me: I Have This Great Idea And Then I Make The Mistake Of Telling Someone Else.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

The Children Are Our Future. And That Is Why, Ultimately, We're Screwed Unless We Do Something About It. If You Haven't Noticed, The Children Who Are Our Future Are Good-looking, But They Aren't All That Bright. As Dense As They Might Be, They Will Eventually Notice That Adults Have Spent All The Money, Spread Disease, And Turned The Planet Into A Smoky, Filthy Ball Of Death. We're Raising An Entire Generation Of Dumb, Pissed-off Kids Who Know Where The Handguns Are Kept. This Is Not A Good Recipe For A Happy Future.

And Bring Me A Hard Copy Of The Internet So I Can Do Some Serious Surfing.

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.