Everybody Laughs The Same In

Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation Between Love And Laughter.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!